The Evil Lizard Woman from Beacon Hill
Setting: Place: a quaint 4-bedroom, 2-bathroom farmhouse-style home on Beacon Hill, a quiet residential neighborhood in south Seattle. The house is over 100 years old, but has been remodeled and well-cared-for by its wealthy owners; has been retrofitted with all modern comforts. The house sits on an acre of land at the edge of a wooded area, and features flower and vegetable gardens, hardwood floors, free basement storage space, free parking, central air conditioning, and no pet rent – all rare luxuries in the Seattle rental market. Time: Summer 2021 Characters: Names have been changed. The housemates will be referred to by the following pseudonyms: The House Matron / Evil Lizard Woman – visual artist, children’s art tutor, nanny and Montessori teacher. Estimated to be between the ages of 50 and 65 years old. Matron and “boss” of the house, though she does not own the house. She was once employed by the owners as nanny to their children. The owners moved away with their childre